Beta Key Pick-Ups

Amanda Dean has a great write-up on a little informal contest happening on the WoW forums for a beta key.

"Varanis of Silvermoon (NSFW) said in the Wrath forums that he's willing to pony up his beta key to the best WoW pick-up line." And let me tell you, some of them are fantastic.

• Vikhammer of Uther: "Hey baby, shouldn't your body be purple? Because it's totally epic."
• Ohmehgahd of Alexstrasza: "I lost my lips, can I borrow yours?"
• Whoru of Durotan: "Your gear may be epic, but your body is without a doubt Legendary!"
• Foxtehhammer of Kael'thas: "Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?"
• Tyranar of Hyjal: "Hey baby, thats my heart you just rolled on, and it's BoP."
• Resarcio of Scilla: "I know theres a bad case of Thunder Clap going around, but don't worry...I spec'd Protection."

Won't my wife be surprised when I ask her what the drop rate of her pants is?